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Aint gonna sign no record deal
A million dollars on a spinning wheel
All the people knockin’ on my door
No wonder why I don’t live there no more
Record man
Better make a new plan!

Ain't gonna pay no overdraft
Don’t cut no checks I’m strictly cash
Use my receipts for rolling dope
Burn it up and call it smoke
Tax man!
Better make a new plan!

Ain't gonna buy your gasoline
No diesel choke gonna harsh my scene
Drill your holes all by yourselves
I get my fuel from a wishing well
Oil man!
Better make a new plan!

Ain't gonna watch me no more news
I’ll watch the rain if I want the blues
24 hours to sell a war
Make it 25 to sell some more
News man!
Better make a new plan!
Record Man
Tax Man
Oil Man
News Man
Better make a new plan!

There’s a kind of gentlemen in the world
Some call 'em ladies some call 'em girls
Men have fucked it up enough
This world needs a woman’s touch
I like your plans!


released October 20, 2016
Recorded at The Clubhouse, Woodstock NY.
Mixed & Mastered by Will Hensley (aka Captain Smashfist)


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Handsome Lady Records Brooklyn, New York

Handsome Lady Records was born in New York City, October 2011 when 3 songwriters - Will Knox, Alec Gross & Jake Hill - acquired a tape machine, a microphone and some reels of tape. They started recording on this minimal set-up, and have stuck to this aesthetic ever since.

The label now features many Handsome songwriters & artists, all in the name of collaboration, cross-promotion & community.
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